Time is of an Essence

Time hold the key to all things. Just think if you were a two minutes man. Your partner would be so very disappointed. Now me I am not that brotha I would bring the wood to you all night long. But from a womans aspect if you are with your partner and he has been going all night long with out ever reaching his sexual peak, you obviously are doing something wrong. He should at least cum once or twice feeling the pleasure from walls of your juicy vagina. Now I know I just right into this so lets just back it up for a bit. They say time heals all wounds I myself have found this to be very true. Just think back to your first love. At one point you were probably distraught from the experience of losing your very first love. But you have since moved on even though you may have told yourself time after time during that period that you will never be able to go on. These are only a few point that I have that shows time is of an essence. If I had more time I would get real deep with you, that is John_Deep but I think you get where I am going with this babe. Oooh yeah!!!

I had a good day today...

Today was a good day. It started off with me waking up not tired from having way too much sex. I got up and took me a shower made me some coffee. Completed with a great breakfast eggs over easy, huh, sausage, yum, and some orange juice with pulp in it. I could not ask for a better way to start my day off right. Then I took off my bathrobe exposing my chiseled body and humongous dick. I gave my skin a healthy rub down of pure olive oil, then I fragrance myself with an oiled based cologne mixed with fine old spices. Then I clothed myself with the finest yoga attire, and started doing Pilate. I have to keep it nice for you babe. I was then greeted by my favorite viewers early in the morning this was such a pleasure to receive so much love. You may feel that I complete your day but I must say the pleasure is all mines. Without you there would be no John_Deep babe. So keep this in mind every time you enter my room. Better yet during a private show remember that our time together could not be without you my dear. Hope to see you soon. Oooh yeah!!!

Shopping Spree

If I could go a $10,000 shopping spree, I would go on a minor shopping spree since 10,000 would not take you too far these days. I would buy a collection of lubricants and oils. I would fill up a shopping cart full of sex toys and oils. I would buy me many different costumes to put on so that I can entertain you. I could be your police man, your doctor, your lawyer, mechanic, or your sex slave. Oooh yeah!!! I will make sure I get some whips and chains and a sex swing. I would get me a few collar and leashes just in case I have to take care of some unruly sex fens. I will make sure I have all the advance equipment so that you have the best live show that the internet world wide web has to offer, and lastly I would invest in a lot of tile cause after an experience with John Deep you are going to be soaking wet. Oooh yeah!!! So if you think that this would be a good investment. I am looking for my potential business partner. Dealing with me you know that this is a sure thing. They say money cannot buy you happiness but with me it can buy you the best sexual encounter you will ever have with a lifetime guarantee. I will not only be the client I am the president.

Super Hero Powers

If I had super hero powers I would be a mix of superman for the strength and the ability to fly, the incredible hulk for his extreme power, and dark like batman babe. You know you have reached the apex of sex. I would go around saving the world from all sexually frustrated individuals. Who are in deep need of a real man in their life. I am equipped with a lashing speed of the mighty tongue, watch my powers cast a spell. Hypnotized you with the ever lasting pleasure leaving you yearning for more. No matter male or female the mighty power of mines with have you leaking from front to back. Dripping wet with every desire know to man. I am that Super Hero filled with great power. Look at me roar beat on my chest. I am the one creeping through the night. So smooth I take your jewels of sexual pleasure in a quick brisk move. Swipe. You like that. But wait babe don't cum for me just yet. I want you to enjoy every bit of the pleasure. Cause I am that Super Hero John_Deep ready to creep. Seeing is believe babe. See you in my next show. Ooh yeah!!!

If I could be Famous for One Day

I would want to be John Deep. I would do a world wide tour to cater to all the sexually frustrated people who need the ultimate release. i would mesmerize you with my fluid moves. Babe I would show you what love is. I would work out my tongue all over your body, and I would calm you down with this deep voice. Life would seem like a magical expression of pure ecstasy. I am the coal miner looking for the diamond in the ruff. I will dust you off shine you up and having you shining for the world. I am talking about full unadulterated animalistic primordial sex.I will be the beast in your jungle babe. I will be the Ambassador to the world, making sure everyone has a chance to see this sexy body. Everything I do I do it for you all. I would make sure I set up charities and foundations to better enable people easy access to the world of sexual liberation. If I could ever be on a television show it would be sex in the city, because whatever city I go to I would bring the sex babe. Are you ready for this? Lets do it. Oooh yeah!!!

New on the Scene

Oooh yeah!!! You have finally encountered the sexiest and baddest thang on the world wide web. I make your heart beat. I am your air. I am fire and water babe. I make you hot and cool you down. Some say I am a little different because I was born with three legs, but do you get my drift? Oooh yeah!!! This certified USDA grade A beef. I will put it in your life. I move like a snake watch me slither in all your sweet spots. I am the ultimate, the apex of sex. I am the tenth, eleventh, and twelfth wonder of the world. I will put it on you. If you don't know by now, I am the new supreme cream of the crop. The webcam model newest invention. No faking or stalling. You ready to see the real deal then be at my next show babe. Let me put some waves in your ocean. I'm the beef in your taco. You the spaghetti I'm the sauce. You bring the eggs I will bring the sausage and gravy. I am that future sex. I am the latest update to your sex life. Let me download your file. Oooh yeah!!!

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